You want to read this story, huh? Not a bad choice, but understand that what lies ahead is material that probably wouldn't be acceptable under my provider's TOS. I won't spoil the story for you by telling you exactly how a blue nosed or sensitive reader might be offended by it, so just assume that you will be offended by it in every way you can be offended, assume the worst, and ask yourself if you want to keep going. If the answer is "yes", the link you see below will get you to where you need to be, but understand that by clicking on that link, you will forfeit the right to complain to my provider and be taken seriously. If your answer is "no", I'm sure that you know how to use a left arrow key to go back.

If you do choose to keep going, the story will appear in a new window. Would you like to continue?